WGAT TEH ACTUAL FUCK

What pronouns do you use? Sorry if that seems rude!

i use she/they/it, and also don’t worry :)

I work all night I work all day to pay the bills I have to pay...?

wat

In my head your old account was called spongie and I think you would enjoy that information. I would be like "oh look its spongie"

spongie

best friends maybe

🐝❤️🌊 (hehehe)

Ahem,

Come now! Don’t be ridiculous. We’re just good friends. Friends. Now, go on and don’t worry about us! Go now!

—Yours Truly, Tangerina.

OK but, favorite xanrik/xelrik headcanons?

they like to go on walks in the forest where they first met

Ayy, we have more of them! (3/5)

Tangerina and Skylene because they're amazing. Now, matching accessories, woo!

because she does

Okay so, the TLOS audiobooks. Now look, I really like them and all but I just want to ask, why does Mother Goose sound like she smokes in the first few books??

I think we all know Xanthous' story at this point, so what if instead of going with Madame Weatherberry, he went through with his plan?

(tw and cw warning: su!cide, drowning, and cuts & bruises/injuries)

americans are fuckin wild man

Concept: You walk outside one night and notice that there are two full moons. A few hours go by and they don’t seem to move.

You stare up at them.

They blink.