Rule #1: Don't Get Caught

i was asked if i was a boy or a girl the other day !! The kids sister was mortified she was like "*name* you cant say that!" meanwhile me and my cousin who i was with were laughing our asses off

killing myself, the mortifying ordeal of being known is too much for me

Please don’t send me asks for donations, especially if you have graphic photos in them.

I can’t help, I’m a minor and they make me really uncomfortable.

Sigma men (13 year old andrew tate fans) when a crazy raging woke feminist (their mum) disrespects their traditional masculine values (takes away their xbox)

y'all need to put my ask box to use, i keep getting spammed for donations which are probably scam/ bot

accidentally getting infected by my friends weird vocabulary

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I have absolutely no chill

The Forest

This time of year, my room smells of the forest

The basil and mint that grows there

Crammed into the bark of the trees 

Further down there's dirt and other things.

The purple plants that the bees love

Whenever I slept I smelt the forest 

Even when I hardly slept 

Or maybe thats what sleep smells like

Basil and mint.

Maybe, too that's what it looks like -- 

Serene like the closely packed trees

Webbed with sweet smelling flowers 

Glittering with morning dew

It was nice, to go down there, 

Waiting for the sun to set

Cast its pale glow before bathing us 

In shining darkness

As we looked up

Our eyes went as far as they could 

Then the rest we imagined 

If we missed a day, there was always the next

And if we missed a year it didn't matter,

The forest stayed firmly put 

Waiting 

The basil and mint grew and died and grew again

The sun kept setting 

The bees kept coming back 

The purple plants kept flowering 

The street lamp flicks off at dawn

Turns on, that's twilight.

No one looks up.

Pushing ahead.

The smell of the past is everywhere

Basil and mint lingers on clothes

The smell of too long waiting 

Between them, the trees and the sky

Filled the view, but still, we imagined.

Whatever was left was ours for a while

But soon the moon will send the seas 

And where we live will flood

Coiling around the forest floor

Paying the sky the compliment of reflection 

I went back but didn't stay

Everything I remembered was gone

Dissapeared

Into a place that doesn't exist

The one we dreamed about 

Beyond the forest. 

I had to see if the sun still shone 

Rose tinted hues

If the leaves still glistened 

With the mirage of dew

The forest is achingly terrible

After years of waiting

It tells the truth

Green in spring

And white in winter.

did you know you're never able to open your mouth fully. have fun with that.

I fucking hate my jaw rn, the fuck you mean I haven’t been able to open my mouth fully for the past month