Legendarylazuli

wait are yall actually getting switch two's

the process and idea of reproduction is crazy to me. like what do you mean if i have a little too much fun with another person of the opposite sex that we can create a whole person? and what do you mean that a whole person can be created by merging a little swimming white tadpole thing (that had to race a whole bunch of other little swimming white tadpole things) with essentially a ball that's like 1000x the size of the little swimming white tadpole thing? and what do you mean that after they merge, it just starts multiplying and travels down to the uterine wall to implant itself? and what do you mean that it grows over a period of almost a year and has to be pushed out of the body by the uterus holder at the end? like there's no way that this is a real thing, i'm sorry

Love the word "also". I have more things to say

mutual is also mutually in my notes <333

Mutual in my notes <3

Shout-out to the autistics who crave hugs. Shout-out to the autistics whose love language is touch.

And shout-out to the autistics who were denied a timely diagnosis because a misinformed professional thought you were "too affectionate" to be autistic.

You aren't any less autistic because of how you show affection. And you aren't nearly as rare as pop culture and outdated research would imply.

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

what a beautiful life to not be in high school (excluding the part where we were in high school)

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

you know, it kind of feels weird to start all over again. tumblr once felt like home to me but now it just feels like a stranger. i guess i'll just have to start using it more often before i feel that way again. it has been a while, and things have changed since i was last here, so it makes sense that i feel kind of "estranged". i just hope things go back to the way they used to be sooner than later, and hopefully not never. it also doesn't help that my algorithm is all screwed up again but hopefully i can fix it quickly

Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him