I'm May Not Be Born In America, But My Mom Comes From There And I Have Family There As Well. I Want This

We need more Dilf Sniper content, and I'm not talking about him just being old, I mean like him actually being a dad. I can picture him being a little bit like Bandit Heeler where he just does silly things to make his kid laugh.

Like I want fics where he has teaparties with his kids and teaches them archery, and takes them camping.

I think there were few Dad Sniper fics going around, but I can't remember the names (if anyone can send them that be much appreciated).

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I'm still trying to figure out the best formatting, also sorry this took so long. Feel free to criticize or offer some suggestions on how to make this read better

-Cai

Medical report for Soldier

Performed and written by medic

Patient name: Jane Doe

Next of kin: a bunch of racoons, Marasmus

Condition: ill

Soldier is acting odd and his body has some changes from his usual condition.

He's veins are slowly turning purple and are much more visible than usual.

He has developed some lumps all over his body, I am planning on preforming a biopsy to see if they are cancerous.

He is acting very unusual, more unusual than he usually is.

Will update when having more information on the condition of the patient.

-Medic

Sorry I haven't added to the tf2 infection au, I'm moving starting tomorrow, if I can find time tomorrow I'll add a bit<3

Made an AU while lokey dying.

Play Fortress 2

It’s 18 boys who at the park one day decided to play a game of fighting! Split up into a Red and Blu team, pretended they were mercenaries in a war trying to take down the other team! They loved playing so much that now they all either play at the park, or they will choose someone’s backyard to go play in.

Loadouts!:

Scout(6)- little league baseball bat

Soldier (7)- a PVC pipe he found and he later manages to duct tape into a potato launcher (with some help)

Pyro(6)- a lighter (they aren’t suppose to have that 🤭) ((no, she does not light anyone on fire, he just makes a woosh sound with her mouth and the others play pretend))

Demoman(7)- pinecones and pinecones+gum

Heavy(8)- A log he found, lunch Мама packed him, fists

Engineer(7)- a little robot he made that can shoot BB pellets

Medic(7)- the first aide kit he took from the closet

Sniper(6)- pebbles and a slingshot

Spy(8)- a pencil (to ‘backstab’)

South Park Merch- 1998 alarm clocks

I love how literally all say ‘South Park’ and have animals and… then there’s Kyle’s, who has ike and says “kick the baby!” lmao

Help Bowser get the help they need!!!!

CALLING EVERYONE

I'm running emergency commissions. my cat Bowser needs to go to the vet.

anyone and everyone is welcome SFW and NSFW, if you don't want a commission but still want to help donations are welcome.

please share, thank you

Pomni first word

You know, I like to make comics with absurd plots so that people only have one question: “What the hell?”

Merry smissmas!!

Might have to edit or update my infection au because of the 7th comic confirming a few things

So, do I just..grow sour lemons? Or something?