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Random Magnus Chase thing thought up completely in my brain

(Fighting) Mallory: You can’t spell “Magnus” without “new”

Magnus: Wha- yes you can! There’s no “e” or “w!”

Alex, leading a stampede of gnus across the battlefield: G-N-U, MOTHERFUCKER!

I’m going to draw this once I figure out how poses other than standing upright

Being genderfluid is fun because I’ll be standing completely rigid hating myself wearing a dress and five minutes later I’ll have the widest, goofiest grin you’ve ever seen on a human being spinning and laughing because the dress is long and poofy and goes out in a three foot radius when you twirl

My Spiderguy

This is Flash Osborn, aka the Huntsman. They’re inspired by daddy longlegs, which are also known as huntsmans. And no, they’re not a fusion of Harry Osborn and Flash Thompson. The latter is dead, and more details will be given at a later time. Along with the general run-of-the-mill spider powers, Flash can teleport(which he does instead of web-slinging) and show zero signs of life without actually dying.

Twelve. Will Solace was twelve years old when he became the counselor of the Apollo cabin. It’s depressing to think about, really, all his older siblings dying

who's actually staffing camp halfblood though?

like sure you've got chiron and mr d and the harpies and such dealing with the magical side of things, but the vast majority of counselor and staff roles seem to be filled by slightly older teenagers.

like sure the world is ending but also inspections are coming up, and the taxes for the produce side business are due, and three of the air con units are fucked and the door to the big house has been missing a hinge for a week.

who's fixing that? clarisse? the stoll brothers? katie gardner? wild.

Reblog if you think a woman can be complete without children

Y’ALL HAVE TIME TO REBLOG THIS. IT TAKES LESS THAN FIVE SECONDS.

Autistic aquarium solidarity

I work at an aquarium and today I was out by an exhibit with a table of shark artifacts(jaws, eggs, teeth) telling people about sharks. About an hour into my shift a teenager visiting with their friend saw me, gasped, pointed, and their hands immediately started flapping. They came over and I got to tell them all my shark facts instead of just the ones kids find the most interesting and when they left we both had the biggest smiles on our faces. I love my job so much

And my city’s Christmas parade is today…

We’re wrapping our instruments in lights, I’m playing my bass clarinet for once instead of the bassoon

Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.

I'm trying to prove something.

I’m Apithosexual and I main Dry Bones because he’s a silly guy

Experts say dreams are your brain reflecting on reality while you’re sleeping. So it’s official: My life is a nightmare! Come gaze upon the aquarium being destroyed by a peacock mantis shrimp!