Minho: If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning hits him*
Minho: Ha! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!
the maze runner textposts (+ newtmas) (2/?)
there are so many times in the books where thomas attempts to make a joke and no one laughs. nobody finds him funny. his comedic timing could be perfect and everyone would just stare at him. like. "what are you saying now maze boy."
I'm trying to prove something.
Newt: how petty can you get?
Minho: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
THIS.
Not gonna lie to y’all…I though Thomas and Teresa were gonna be brother and sister
a masterpiece my friend dropped
Thomas: *lights a candle* Thomas: Now bitch, help me fight my demons "proceed to kick and punch the air around him* Minho: What are you doing? Thomas: Witchcraft