The Maze Runner + Text Posts

thomas + text posts pt. 6

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okay but if thomas and newt swapped places, thomas would show newt around the glade like:

"i don't really know what that is"

"i've never seen him before"

"do you know what that is? because i don't"

"i tripped over that once"

"twice actually"

"they say it's been three years but i wasn't really paying attention"

"tell me if you see an exit, okay?"

Sometimes I think I’m finally moving on and then something or someone comes and violently throws me right back into my Maze Runner obsession and I start to realize I may never be free of it

my newt (maze runner) headcanons

VEHEMENTLY a dog person. like, he doesn't HATE cats, but he wants nothing more in this world than a golden retriever that he can raise from puppyhood

one time he heard thomas singing in the shower and he laughed so hard he cried

used to say the "c-word" so often that even minho (resident foul-mouth and creator of most if not all of the glader slang) had to be like "dude can we reel it in a little"

he likes to say things like "devious" and "scoundrel"

unbelievably clogged pores. it's a serious issue

can't eat apples with the skin, he has to peel them with a knife

regularly quotes random bits and pieces of early 2000s pop music. he does not know what he's quoting or why he knows it

Thomas: *lights a candle* Thomas: Now bitch, help me fight my demons "proceed to kick and punch the air around him* Minho: What are you doing? Thomas: Witchcraft

Minho: That sounds like a really risky and gay plan.

Thomas: So? Are you in?

Minho: I thought it was an obvious answer.

Minho: if you can’t beat them, dress better than them.

shoutout to the maze runner. i fucking love the maze runner.

Thomas: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Alby: You mean cards?

Thomas, pulling knives out of his hoodie sleeves: No. I mean knives.

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