My Friend Told Me To Watch This Cooking Video While Listening To Sad Music. So I Mixed A Little Something

Bachelorette Party

My friend is getting married, and I’m a bridesmaid. Now I face my newest pressing fear. The Bachelorette Party. I am dreading this thing. I am not sex repulsed, more of a sex neutral, but still not a fan. And this party is going to be awful. Mostly because of the Thing. Penises. Lots and lots of penises. There will be cakes, straws, confetti, banners, games, fake ones, and (of all horrors) real ones. 

I feel like I only have two options. Play along, pretend I’m interested and having fun, or decline the penis themed objects and food and be a buzz kill (story of my life). The last thing I want to happen is to be strong armed into explaining my orientation. I know these women; add booze to any occasion and they will nag at me until I give in and ‘enjoy it’ or explain myself.

The bride knows I am asexual, but the rest of the bridal party doesn’t know. I don’t have a particularly good relationship with a few of the bridesmaids and in simple terms: I NEVER want to talk about it with them.

Having fun with my button maker

Yes

Me during most conversations that require my opinion.

I like this sign...not like-like, but it’s aesthetically pleasing

when people think you’re flirting

Having a roommate sucks. It only seems fair you tell me before you spend my fucking money.

In the years before I found asexuality, the thought that repeatedly ran through my head was “I don’t like boys… but I don’t like girls either. Can’t I just be nothing? Just nothing?” And for a year and a half now I’ve had a name for it. I love knowing that there are so many of you out there that feel the same, and that it’s not just me. Thank you tumblr and thank you ace awareness week!

let’s play a game

how to win: try to guess if i’m a lesbian or not...

how to play: too bad i don’t discuss my sexuality at work, i’m your manager and it’s inappropriate but solid effort with your attempt at discreet questions 

I swallow so many words I want to say, I'm not hungry at the end of the day

Hey, do you read any good Supernatural fics..? :3 I read a few that I love but I would always love to read more if you know of any... Also I could recommend some if you want haha

I read a lot of fics. What is your general preference? I normally use AO3 but I still use FanFiction.net sometimes.