I am beyond hyped for the movie! Even if it sucks I'm probably gonna have a good time just because I've waited so long for it. The people going wild for it on soical media has provided plenty of entertainment value already.
Seeing someone say that the FNAF movie is gonna suck because William Afton isn't hot has been a rather surreal experience.
Me and my friend were reminiscing about how long we’ve known each other and how long we’ve known about fnaf
Like we’ve been playing fnaf games on the day they release together since pizzeria simulator. Even though I’m going to be halfway across the country I’m still gonna come down to his to play help wanted 2 on release. It’s a ritual at this point.
There have been highs (help wanted, absolutely having our minds blown, making funny inside jokes and theorising about lore)
And there have been lows (hey did you know that I didn’t like security breach, watching our hype slowly fade away as we realised what was happening, slowly getting more irritated and frustrated, having to tell each other that ‘oh maybe we were just overhyped it’s not that bad’, the game crashing and losing all our progress so many times that we had to call it quits and he went home)
And I’m very much looking forward to the future of this franchise, even if I don’t pay much attention to the main games much (I’ll play ruin, I probably won’t keep up with the lore unless it’s good, basically my involvement with the main games depends on ruin, i don’t count help wanted or help wanted 2 as main games tbh), the movie and help wanted 2 have really reinvigorated me. Before the trailers I had lost all hope, but now a spark has been set, and I can’t wait for the future.
I think I'm finally happy with her design! It only took a little tweaking with the face.
"Hey there, little buddy!"
i'm not seeing any posts about it here yet, but they solved the silas birchtree riddle on reddit and there's some pretty juicy lore! first, entering "paranoid" backwards nets this conspiracy board:
then, from the black letters in the corners of some of the pages people pieced together the code "connect the dots", backwards again, gets a whopping 12 page chapter about the ciphertology cult! it's...something.
so in summary, bill puppeted a guy's corpse, became a cult leader, seemingly married over a hundred people, mass-possessed his followers, tried to get them to build his portal. his lone dissenter was a spinster who made anti-bill chick tracts and started a fire. a waco-style shootout ensued, killing silas' already-rotting corpse a second time in a disturbingly detailed manner. at some point he made some of his followers drink the kool-aid too.
entering the lady's name, emmaline butternubbins, into the computer finally gets you the reward for solving all the riddles: hd wallpapers of various graphics from the book of bill. but frankly this is more interesting and fucked up to me.
(alt text under cut, wip)
[Image 1: A cluttered conspiracy board centered on Bill Cipher. Red string and pins connect various newspaper clippings, photos, drawings and pamphlets.]
[Image 2: A history-book style chapter page. Header "LESSER KNOWN AMERICAN CULTS."
"Have you ever heard of Orchard Lake, Kansas? Chances are you haven't. It was erased from every map, book, and historical record, and the US Government's official position on it is "stop calling us or we'll send a drone to your house." (I learned this the hard way.) But if you drive to the exact latitude and longitude of you'll see bullet casings, faded billboards, and bow ties strewn across the desert sands.
That's because Orchard Lake had another name before it was wiped off the record: BillVille.
CHAPTER 3: BillVille
The First Cult In History That Was Right
FIG A: A tumbillweced
As a historian of esoteric religions, I thought I'd discovered the strangest sects America had yct to offer (see "Chapter 3: Kevin's Gate") but that all changed when I found the following items tucked away in an old trunk in an estate sale on the out- skirts of Bootstrap, Missouri."]
Sweetheart. Love her desgin. Hate her personality.
Is this anything....?
Trying my darndest to look like a background One Piece character
Why are people following me? I literally haven't posted anything??? Are you robots? Is that what's going on here???? I think at least one person is a robot but the rest seem real.