I Got Demons. Just Demons. Metaphorical Demons? Actual Devil-spawn-fire-and-brimstone Demons? Who Knows?!

me asking my aromantic friend for a favor: hey could you do me a platonic solid

Philadelphians refilling the earths core with Cheez Whiz during the Great Cheez Whiz shortage of 1912

My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!

Wings of Fire, RIP

Netflix: We cancel almost every show and we're proud of it! We will NOT let shows develop or grow, it's mega-hit day one or it's gone! You have one day to watch all ten hours of our gazillion shows or you're missing out, you loser! We have fewer movies than ever before but can't stop doing comedy specials called CANCELLED.

Also Netflix: Why are fewer people subscribing to us? :C

Ooh, an egg. Wonderful!

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rb if you think asexual people are cool

Invisibility only works on creatures.

I cast invisibility on the volcano

I've decided to release my swarm of locusts to obscure the sun, so don't spray any pesticides.

fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up