You Know You’ve Read Too Much Fanfic When You Start Questioning Whether Something Is Canon Or Something

Hey, Morga! Morga, Muriel is coming! Oh, no, she can’t hear us, she’s wearing AirPods!

(We just need more of this, admit it.)

No one admits is but everyone’s REAL favorite ship dynamic is just

Person A: Character you can project onto

Person B: Your type

AU where everything is fine. Lucifer never had problems with his family, and Michael never thought that his brother betrayed him and father. They are just happy to spend every day together, knowing that they are needed and loved.

You left me broken You tried to make me think That the blame was all on me With the pain you put me through And now I know that it's not me it's you. idea 

AU: Lucifer is getting nightmares and can’t sleep at night, so Michael calms him every night.

I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR ARCHANGELS

Spontaneous headcanon inspired by this photo of Jamie Bower (‘cause he looks exactly like teen/young Lucifer, change my mind)

• All Lucifer’s jeans are ripped on his knees. • Everyone are making fun of him because of this fact, dean (who is somehow Michaels friend in this AU, don’t blame me) tries to make his jokes as dirty as possible. • And, of course, he still wear them even when they look like literal shit. • On that times Michael makes him to go to the store with him and buy a new one. • What Lucifer absolutely hates. • Because what the point, if he can’t keep it safe even for a few weeks. • Nobody really knows how his knees became ripped so fast and so often. • Sometimes, even Lucifer. • So, when he comes back home in his one-week-new jeans but with a solid hole on one knee, he tries to pass his way through the family room to the stair as fast as he can. • As he always do when things like this happens. • But, like all times before, Michael notices and stops him. • And that’s Lucifer’s time to protect himself in the way, based on his mood. • He turns to his brother with adorable excusing smile and look at him with the most innocent way he only could achieve. • And everyone who’s witnessing it can hear “something’s wrong? Oh, jeans, yeah, you know, long story, not my fault, the idea was yours, I told you that it sucks, you won’t lecture me while everyone’s watching, will you?” • Or he turns to Michael with tired look with do-I-look-like-I-give-a-fuck face. • And in that way everyone can feel Lucifer’s telepathic hissing “Nah, c’mon, Mike, we all knew that it’ll happen, do it, reprehend me and I’ll go to my room, but try to tell me something I don’t know” • In any of those ways Michael will just cross his arms and gave Lucifer that disappointed-but-not-surprised sight. • And smirks with a breathy chuckle while looking at Lucy’s knee. • Because everyone in this house know what happens when Lucifer gets a new jeans. • So Lucifer huffs and joins them in the family room. • In his new ripped jeans.

You’re really all I need I never found the right words to say Kept it all inside, ignoring everything I get lost trying to close the distance between us But I will follow my heart back to you.. Take my hand just one more time. - Our Last Night "Home"

consuming unhealthy amounts of fanfiction to cope with unbearable, suffocating loneliness

AU: During the hunt with John, Dean, in search of information about their new case, came to the local library, where he meet Cas - pretty young librarian.