IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

no shit sherlock

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

A gentle response defuses anger.

Proverbs 15:1 (via kvtes)

the curve is real

My SO and I were playing around with some stuffed animals and accidentallied a whole comic universe. The Bread Bros Adventures! With Professor Corgs and Doctor Shibs of Cornbread University. They were just ordinary doggos when they ate a radioactive weed cookie and got baked…into bread. Thus began their adventures as superheros… of science!

What could have caused all those holes? Find out in the next Bread Bros Adventures! (Future chapters will be updated on YuumeiArt.com ) Special thanks to thousandskies who designed the Super Fluffy Corgi and Shiba plushies that inspired this comic joke.

I always laugh when somebody declares James Potter on the verge of expulsion for his pranks in fic because Malfoy was literally a Death Eater trying to kill the Headmaster and Dumbledore was like “Let’s just see if we can gently guide him away from this” I’m pretty sure the only thing that gets you expelled at Hogwarts is if you have already straight up murdered someone

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

if only I knew how to work photoshop or add an unholy amount of jpg artifacts to things, then I could produce some REAL dumbass reaction images

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us