A Tip From Your Favorite Nurse

“average year contains 3 spiders georg memes” factoid actually just statistical error. average year contains 0 spiders georg memes. 2014, which contained over 10,000 each day, was an outlier adn should not have been counted

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

'Which person,' she said, her voice shaking, 'which abysmally foolish person wrote down this week's passwords and left them lying around?' There was utter silence, broken by the smallest of terrified squeaks. Neville Longbottom, trembling from head to fluffy-slippered toes, raised his hand slowly into the air.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The book frames this as a moment of disgrace for Neville, but I think it’s one of his most shining moments. 

Owning up to such a catastrophic mistake in front of his entire House while Professor McGonagall stood there quivering with rage and practically breathing fire at him, when he could have just as easily remained silent without anyone ever being the wiser?

That took courage. And integrity.

(via themiddleliddle)

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

tiny brain: lord of the flies with girls

bigger brain: lord of the flies wouldn’t work with girls because they’d work together and get off the island

expanding brain: girls and women are capable of violence and cruelty too

galaxy brain: young girls could build an equally hellish micro-society but it would function differently from the original because of differing socialization and men aren’t qualified to write it anyway

mood

This might require an encyclopedic knowledge of Avatar characters to understand, but it’s pretty hilarious if you fall into that category.