How The Fuck Was This Only 6 Seconds???

36 Jews arrested at a #CloseTheCamps demonstration at an ICE detention center in Elizabeth, NJ on Sunday, June 30, 2019.

Have you ever thought about what alien furries would be like? like… aliens dressing up as fauna from their own planet, or drawing “anthropomorphized” versions of their planet’s fauna (put in quotes because their physiology/appearance could be radically different from ours) and like how human furries put boobs on animals they slap whatever physical traits they find attractive onto them or then they come to earth and start doing that shit with earth fauna what the hell would an elder thing’s wolf fursona look like? What if an andelite was a scalie?

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

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Hyperbole and a Half - The Motivation Game

this is too accurate for me right now

A stranger: hi nice to meet you

Me: pigeons are one of the oldest domesticated animals, the grey birds you see in cities are birds that we’ve domesticated and abandoned so they’re feral. Pigeons are wonderful companions both in pairs and as single pets and bond closely to their caretaker, their gentle demeanor, low noise, and easy care makes them an excellent choice for a pet bird. In fact, I am married to a pigeon, by that she I mean she is bonded to me. Pigeons mate for life! They’re so loyal. They’re actually very intelligent and comparable to crows or five year old humans! Pigeons are crazy good mathematicians and great at pattern recognition they’re able to-

A stranger: what the fuck

If anyone is looking up for the chance in getting into entertainment and making a new generation of kids find some clues, it’s youre time to shine!

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows