STOP SCROLLING

executive dysfunction: you need to do this thing

me: how?

executive dysfunction: idk have you tried sitting and feeling guilty about it?

The more adventuring a knight does, the more banged up his armor gets. So if you get rescued by a knight in shining armor, you probably got rescued by a really shitty knight.

the prophecy has read true

EXTREMELY RARE. Farofa listened. Reblog for the universe to listen to your wishes.

I saw one of my local gyms was trying to get an all eeveelutions gym, so I’m like ‘cool’ and toss my Umbreon in, but when I went to check on the gym later to see if someone added the Flareon and Eevee we needed I saw this

Look at him! Of course he’s part of the Eevee family look at his ears. Nope nothing suspicious here, not at all.