The earth isn’t “round”, you see fellas, as a rather ‘woke’ individual, I prefer to say the earth is “thicc”
Me at an outing: Hello there, how do you feel about [thing I like]?
Other person: I quite vehemently dislike [thing]
Me again, hurriedly placing sticks of baked bread in my knapsack: I must abscond from this unfavorable situation immediately
Bro why the FUCK did your icon turn to look at me
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever.
Like at first, wow this looks nice:
How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.
… And then you find the floorplan:
Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place).
This is your enterance:
Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks.
It comes with such stunning features as:
Creepy ass long murder hallways.
A room with many doors (all closets).
A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.
And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.
I hope you like wine, A LOT.
how do I unlock the cat player job class
not him apparently
who is responsible
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