Omg My Mom Just Came Into My Room And Told Me That I’m Spending Too Much Time On The Internet So She

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

omigosh! I have been noticed

like-luke-likes every time I see your URL this is what I think of

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

Hello please enjoy these purple drawings 💜💜

when someone u know irl follows u

a thrilling trilogy