WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

offspring: d...da.....

parent: are you trying to say your first word??? what is it?? daddy? is it daddy?

offspring: dance fucker dance. man he never had a chance. and no one even knew it was really only you

parent: you're gonna go far, kid.

people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

i cant stop laughing

SUPER COOL INVERT SHENANIGANS

Sea urchins have modified mouth parts on the underside of their bodies called an Aristotle’s lantern. The lantern is made up of tooth-like plates that scrape up bits of food like algae, as seen here.

We specifically don’t scrub the algae in this habitat for the urchins, and I see them on the walls all the time, presumably getting a tasty meal. But I had never seen it in action before last week! Invertebrates are such cool little aliens!

“Oh look a fanny pack, harmless right? Probably just carrying my wallet or some chapstick-”

WRONG

I always come prepared to send someone to the shadow realm 

Chuck Jones (1912 - 2002 as a long cartoons run). I don’t have doubt: this is my favourite comics and the best tribute to Chuck Jones. Thank you Mister Jones for your work and for the smiles you give us. And I think that’s very sweet when, in the last page, Wile has his arms behind Road.

When It’s Finally Hoodie Weather

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