Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

Art doesn’t make any sense

Does something ever happen to you and you’re like, “this is it. This is how I become a super villain”

white girls are having a crisis, y’all.

Ive won all my placement matches so far and I have a secret,,,

being nice! No one gets nervous or feels like theyve messed up! They send kind messages and everyone gets SO happy when we win! Ive won with every bizarre team comp you can imagine and one game with 5 v 6! Just be encouraging and have fun!

worst things about ur sign

Aries:too cute

Taurus:hella cute wtf

Gemini:cute af

Cancer:goddamn u r cute

Leo:beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world too pure

Virgo:so cute it hurts

Libra:stop the cute 2k15

Scorpio:look at how cute u r

Sagittarius:shit thats a lot of cute

Capricorn:omg cute

Aquarius:damn son u cute

Pisces:ur too cute. stop

packin’ up

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos