OH HOLY FUCK MY VOLUME WAS UP ALL THE WAY SEND HELP

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

Action movie

Villain: *slices off piece of apple with sharp knife and eats it. With a smug and sinister smile he paces the floor*

Hostages: *wait in fearful silence, anticipating villain's first lines*

Villain: mmmm tasty apple me likey

Mountain Goat.

Part of the New Internet Grammar: using question marks not to denote questions, but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.

Congratulations

Steven Spielberg to George Lucas (1977)

George Lucas to Steven Spieberg (1983)

Steven Spielberg to George Lucas (1997)

George Lucas to James Cameron (1998)

Marvel Studios to Universal Pictures (2015)

Universal Pictures to “The Force Awakens” Team (2015)

make kanye smile - more vines

This is Emry, my new Cardslinger Radon (both of these are homebrew haha) character for an upcoming DND campaign.

me: I really!!!! want!!! people!!!! to help!!!! me with!!!! my problems!!!!!!!

brain: you have to tell people about your problems first.

me: disgusting. atrocious. completely repugnant. I have never heard anything so vile. get out of my sight immediately.