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Just some of my favorite tweets from the night

where does the ball go ?

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? 

For thou hast NO CHILL. 

my sister is doing an essay for her finance course about bitcoin and her introduction is basically defining currency and equal payments.

so i told her to add alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. she just sent me the essay to look over it and

she fucking did.

Canada didn’t always have universal health care. The campaign started in the 1930s, but had immediate resistance from big business circles. It was initially implemented as an experiment in the province of Saskatchewan in 1947. 

After its incredible success, it finally went national in 1966. In the interim period, big business fought it at every step - referring to is as a communist conspiracy and a gateway to Soviet rule.

judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?

my horse Mayo: *neighs*

let’s not even talk about the third day without a shower

why are yall not talking about the information yall don’t know? yall fake

*cancels plans* sorry i can’t come i’m ugly