Only Reason I Can’t Perform My Music Live Is Chronic, Deafening Farts

tumblr is a lot like singing tbh

me: *names child butter*

me: *accidently brings home wrong child*

me: i can't believe it's not butter

follow me back. i know where you live. jk

Haha, i just saw this

Pepe the Frog: To Sleep, Perchance to Meme.

Matt Furie, Pepe’s original creator, draws his 2016 nightmare.

please don’t flirt with people i secretly like it’s rude and disrespectful

Holy shit, Bernie just popped off on the Senate floor

A whopping 140 pieces of gear, some brand-new and some returning from the previous game, will soon be added to Splatoon 2. Make a fashion statement with new materials and seasonal colors!

“they’re both the same” // “your vote doesn’t matter”

making crayons.. oddly satisfying