Here’s My Question……………if An Animal Was Extremely Endangered, Like Borderline Almost Extinct…..could

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

Can y’all leave Chris the fuck alone? I seriously cannot imagine being so pressed at something so innocuous. Also someone saying “have a blessed day” makes them a freak? You must be literally the worst person to be around at all times.

When a member of an oppressed group tells you to stop doing something that triggers them or to not use a slur, they’re not violating your free speech, because they don’t actually have any power to stop you. You won’t be arrested, fined, or penalized in any way if you continue to do the thing that bothers them. They’re simply saying that if you respected them and people like them, you would stop. By continuing, you’re simply stating that you’re willingly choosing to not respect them.

MCR: Announces reunion

Me, 5 seconds later:

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

When that planned 15 minute nap turns into a 4 hour nap.

this is not a parody account what the actual fuck