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Smooth Criminal on a music box thing…

[ Urge to shove the shard to his heart intensifies ]

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

powerful

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

If I was ever slated to meet Donald Trump, I’d stuff my pockets with those little hand sanitizer bottles. Every time he’d shake my hand, I’d immediately take one out and squirt the whole bottle. Make a whole spectacle of it, sanitizing my entire right arm. But only after shaking his hand; I’d also be sure to shake the hands of as many other people as possible, but never even think about hand sanitizer until SCROTUS is reaching towards me. Hell, maybe as we’re going in for the shake I’d already have my left hand in my pocket, very dramatically digging for a hand sanitizer so I could be cleaned the moment our hands part. Can you imagine the fucking headlines? The drama? I’d be the target of Turnip’s angry tweets for months. His lapdogs nazis voters would be outraged, screaming obsenities for DARING to attempt voodoo on their god bc they don’t understand cleanliness or germ theory. It would be awesome. I’d be an international hero for washing my hands.

you know, it’s odd. i’ve seen a lot of people complaining about youtube’s recommendation algorithms lately, but i personally haven’t seen anything nasty. 

you can also fine-tune your recommendations if you stay logged in and do this:

it even lets you check why you’re not interested

i dont think this site is actually going to go down. i think this is what will happen:

tomorrow, december 17th, the day of silence protest will occur. a large amount of users will be participating, making the people who are in the loop of the circulation of said protest info aka the most vocal and connected users of the site, think that their dash is completely dead

small blogging circles will continue to do their thing, many unaware of what is occurring outside of their world

posts will be made with screenshots of pornbots that havent even been deleted yet with staff @’d to point out how this sweep isn’t even working

users will devise workarounds to the filtering system when staff refuses to fix it

on december 18th, most of the day of silence protesters will return to the website. memes about the preceding day  /  the event will be reblogged en masse.  then it will become apparent  how many users actually jumped ship

staff will, once again, either refuse to listen and keep trying to drown this site in a capitalistic river while repeating over and over again that they “love” us, or make some significant bettering change months too late and blame it on a different event than its userbase protesting

none of the problems they were trying to solve will be solved

i will keep reblogging funy goodby tumlr memes until its out of fashion and then i will continue being here till im brave enough to deal with twitter or till i get sick of tumblr

thanks for coming to my ted talk and to all of you who are really leaving its been an honor to serve alongside you