Today I Literally Heard A Woman Say “i Cooked Two Separate Meals For Easter Because My Husband Said

Sometimes I just ignore anon hate because theres a proverb I learnt in a Nigerian movie that said. ‘You cannot run naked after a mad man in the street after he has taken your clothes away from you because the public will not know who is the mad person between the two of you’

someone just posted this on facebook

car memes are so out of my league

Are you sure?

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

You enter a brightly light, nondescript room. In the center of the room is a cat. The cat is screaming about something.

>_

PUPPIESSSSS!!!!

gookgod:

me: dane i wanna fight bill o’reilly’s old arss so bad

me: i prefer civil debate with reason and logic 

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES