It’s My Life Ok…so Just Let Me Be

me: *is bored for 0.5 seconds*

me: i wanna learn how to work wood. i need to build a boat

Мортал комбат….

listen, mankind has been anthropomorphising animals and presenting them as sexy LITERALLY as long as mankind has been making art. media that anthropomorphises animals and imagines them in romantic and sensual contexts is extremely normalized. the entire style of anime was inspired by none other than SCROOGE MCDUCK and his Big Shiny Eyes, and that style has become nearly synonymous in the western world with a fetish! and furthermore, absolutely EVERYONE had a crush on at least one of the lion king lions, and if you claim otherwise then you’re a fucking liar!!!!

my point is that every last one of us is to some extent a “furry” and you all just need to get over your fear of the truth and ACCEPT it

text from ex: i miss u

me:

Putting my edwardian outfit together! 😊 Please excuse the poor quality, I'm still learning how to make videos 😭

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

who needs therapy when you can listen to i wanna get better by the bleachers 50 times in a row am i right ladies

It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…