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what

at my school u can pay $5 to have someone play careless whispers to someone on a saxophone

“… Groups of 5”

ohshit

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

that the people who care about you aren’t, in fact, incrementally & constantly adjusting their opinion of you based on how stupid or cool your last interaction with them was….is something i actively try believing in every single day & when it works it brings my heart great peace

Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.

i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”