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this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

Texas-barred lawyer

really good dnd character ideas

-barbarian ogre with hermit background

-awakened donkey companion that rolled to seduce a dragon

-half-ogre fighter (some levels in bard) and noble background

-tabaxi rogue with excellent charisma stats

mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler

This is surreal

parents: “u should be more active” me: 

you know what’s probably more fun than playing chess? cheating at chess

“ohhh would you look at that, my pawns found jesus and now they’re all bishops”

“so i realize it looks like i’m putting a thimble on the board but actually my rooks have been using their downtime to build another rook, one that’s better, stronger, faster—”

“hey welcome back. while you left to get a snack, those six pieces you’d captured slipped their guards, tunneled to safety and emerged right in the middle of your royal palace.”

“oof, looks like you’ve got my king cornered…maybe this is a good time to mention that shortly before we started playing, my pawns and knights revolted and instituted a representative democracy. feel free to kill the puppet ruler that was the one remaining vestige of our tyranny, you cringing servant of the crown. vive la revolution!”