So There’s A Blind Kid In My Class, And Today We Were Having Really Bad Thunderstorms In Our Area.

he’s hungry

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

Bible version: a king lusts after another man's wife

Veggie Tales version: a king wants another man's rubber duck

Bible version: threat of genocide

Veggie Tales version: threat of banishment to the island of perpetual tickling

Bible version: since they won't bow down before an idol, the king has them burned alive

Veggie Tales version: since they won't bow down before a chocolate bunny, the manager has them burned alive

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️

(warning for loud noise in some of them)

when you gotta save the homie from the roast 

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