"you Can't Ship That, It'll Never Be Canon!"

"you can't ship that, it'll never be canon!"

look, when I was your age, we shipped characters who never even met in canon. uphill. both ways. in the snow.

Quotes

IDK why, but this just came to me

Quotes the characters have said that I could base a Imagine or something on (same thing as the Dialogue)

1. “You should see what comes up when you type ‘death’ into a search engine.”

2. “I am a doctor, so technically it wasn’t a lie.”

3. “I got shot in the leg and I don’t get any cookies.”

4. “I never have any normal fans.”

5. “I totally saved your life. And I’m pretty certain it was caught on tape.”

6. “Well, I think politics makes people distrustful. I think it makes them hate themselves. I think it tears families apart, and damages people.”

7. “It’s always sad seeing someone’s life reduced to the things they had with them when they died. It’s just so clear they didn’t know how short their time would be.”

8. “I’ve always heard every ending is also a beginning. We just don’t know it at the time. I’d like to believe that’s true.”

9. “When a woman tells a man about her feelings, she doesn’t want him to fix her. She wants him to shut up and listen.”

10. “Of the twenty self-described pickup artists in the area, there’s only one guy who encourages his students to dress like, uh, space cowboys.”

11. “How am I supposed to tell them I’m leaving when I don’t want to go?”

12. “ This is my favorite part. This is where you hang yourself with your own tongue. So, please keep talking.”

13. “ Sometimes a suicidal person, in the days leading up to the act, will just blur out ‘I love you’ to family. Sort of like a goodbye.”

14. “ Sometimes a suicidal person, in the days leading up to the act, will just blur out ‘I love you’ to family. Sort of like a goodbye.”

15. “Oh god, please tell me you don’t have a crush on a fictional character.”

16. “Harming a person weaker than you doesn’t take any special ability.”

17. “It’s all conjecture, because there’s nothing deviant in this guy’s history. But if you wanted to do something bad, wouldn’t it be nice to have another version of you to blame it on?”

18. “It was once said that love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.”

19. “A policeman pulled over a man, and he said to him, 'Sir, your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been drinking?’ And that man replied, 'Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?'”

20. “I don’t take kindly to being blown up. In fact, it kind of pisses me off.”

21. “Nobody remembers the victims, everybody remembers the killer. And that’s exactly what happens when an agent puts the story ahead of the case.”

22. “I think, deep down, we’re all capable of unspeakable things. Where it starts or what you call it, I don’t know.”

23. “She’s a vindictive narcissist whose entire self-image is wrapped up in being the perfect mother.”

24. “You were just responding to what you learned, Vincent. When you grow up in an environment like that, an extremely abusive and violent household… it’s not surprising that some people grow up to become killers.”

25. “He…he kept growing despite his disease. The last time I laid beside him he was almost as long as me. He was ready to go, but I was unready to say goodbye. Begged him to open his eyes. Well, the cruelest part was that I could see who he would be at twenty, but I knew he would never get there.”

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liljasmine

3 years ago

I love how you can tell what obsession I went through on a certain week via my pinterest album on my gallery. Like "oh, here's 3 rows of pics starring tom ellis, i must have been watching lucifer that week"