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Me, chanting in the distance: It was beauty who killed the beast

So I had a realization while filling in my info in my period app and then remembered that there were a lot of factors that affect our cycles. When I realized something.

Penelope probably did not have her period for a good chunk if not the novel's entirety. Because from the very beginning we learn that the servants at the duchy have no problem feeding her rotten food. Therefore with her having poor nutrition and not consuming enough calories, her menstrual cycle is basically a mess.

It only got better in the years she was studying at the academy. I'm willing to bet my firstborn child that Judith would have been conceived much earlier if Penelope had a regular cycle. But I don't want to think about how painful her periods were when she finally got it.

Pregnancy Shenanigans

Penelope slept a lot when she was deeper into her pregnancy like you could not wake her up unless it was time to eat or bathe.

I imagine she had quite a death grip on Callisto whenever they slept at night and he had to pry himself away to get up for work.

But no matter what he did he would not escape her for long. Sometimes if she felt clingy she would waddle to his office and sit in his lap without a word and stay there.

Penelope ate a lot more food than before thanks to her pregnancy cravings. She had had a better relationship with food even after giving birth.

When the doctor recommended going on walks every day to build muscles for labour, Callisto made sure she went on a walk three times a day after every meal.

She hated it.

I imagine that later in her 2nd trimester is when the shenanigans started.

Penelope and Callisto didn't know what to expect when it came to their future child. Given that they both descendants of ancient wizards and the golden dragon respectively.

So it didn't surprise them that much when their child was suddenly using magic while still in the womb.

It was mostly harmless things like levitating small items in whatever room Penelope was in nothing else.

But there was one incident where an assassin tried to assassinate Penelope in the night when Callisto had to work late. The guards were alerted to the intruder right away but the assassin held her hostage in an attempt to escape.

In all of the commotion no one noticed Penelope navel glowing gold as the baby reacted to their mother's fear and levitate a vase to smash it into the assassin's head making him release Penelope from surprise. He was executed by the guards present.

After that they moved the Empress to a another room for the rest of her pregnancy. Callisto became paranoid after the incident.

Luckily the rest of her pregnancy went smoothly.

✨ Genderbend Penelope ✨

I’m back lol I’ll try drawing Genderbend Callisto next 😊

You can not look me dead in my eyes and tell me Callisto did not pamper the shit out of Penelope when they got married. I know he for a FACT, he had her walking around in the finest gowns and let her eat to her heart's content when she was pregnant. This man wanted the very BEST of everything for his wife and would not accept anything less

I always knew she was a fluffy cat

⚜️🐈 Cat Penelope

Hi so I'm looking for a post where Dani/Ellie goes to Gotham and decided she was gonna be Robin/Damien's rouge or something but really it was just like a playdate and the Batfam were cool with it.

DITOEFTV PET HEADCANONS

If Penelope had a pet, it would be the "hates everybody but her" trope but with a pet. When this pet is with Penelope they are all lovey-dovey and tries to smother her with kisses and affection. If other people (like the Eckharts) are in the room with Penny the moment she leaves the pet alone with them for any duration of time without warning it does a 360 and turns into a demon. Traumatizing everybody in the room until Penny comes back in which they act like the perfect little angel as if it had not tried to unalive everyone seconds ago. Penelope is blissfully unaware of her pet's attempted murder sprees to the dismay of the Eckharts cause how do you tell someone that you almost got killed by a pet?

They're small so Penny can just pick them up and carry them around. It hates everyone but Penny they only they even remotely tolerate are Callisto but only after a long time. They love Judith to bits though.

DITOEFTV Encanto songs

I was listening to the Encanto soundtrack when I thought about scenarios where Penelope is singing the songs "Waiting on a Miracle" and "What else can I do?". In this au everyone has a magical ability or gifts like Encanto and Penelope's gift is like Isabella's. I'll explain why. In this au Penelope has the title of "the perfect lady". She puts a lot of pressure on herself trying to be perfect to not bring shame to the Eckharts.

Waiting on a Miracle

As Penelope sings this song she thinks about she's always trying her best to be perfect to get the Eckharts to accept her as one of them ever since she arrived at the duchy and doubling her efforts after the necklace incident. She tries to convince herself that she is fine with the direction her life is going before she cracks and admits to herself that she is not fine. She does not want to pretend to be perfect feel loved.

What else can I do?

As mentioned above Penelope's ability is being able to control plants like Isabella. Like Isabella, she could only do flowers and never went beyond that as she tries to fit herself in this perfect mould. Then Yvonne (not possessed) comes back to the duchy and she feels like her world is crumbling around her.

She and Yvonne do not see eye to eye. After a very disastrous family dinner due to an argument, Penelope goes back to her room, hours later Yvonne comes into her room to reconcile considering she was the reason the fight started in the first place.

Yvonne is giving this half-assed apology when Penny has had enough of people's bullshit for the day a uses her vines to drag Yvonne out like Isabella did Mirabel. As she is getting dragged out Yvonne is throwing jabs at her which Penelope ignores until she hears the word selfish.

"SELFISH!? I've been forced to live in a house where people wouldn't care if I dropped dead. I try to move on, try to find something new but you just had to come along and MESS THINGS UP!"

"Nothings messed up you can still have that stupid title!"

"I never wanted that title! I was doing it FOR THE DUCHY!"

*POOF*

A cactus

Penny is shocked she never grew anything other than flowers before ever since she got her power. She's in awe of the unsymmetrical creation. She begins to wonder what else can she do?