Lilmissfanficwriter - God Bless This App’s Genetics

TASM Peter: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

MCU Peter: 420?

TASM Peter: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Raimi Peter: 69.

TASM Peter: Yeah it was 69.

waking up in someone else's bed au. double drabble. rated m.

He doesn’t know how he got here.

Well.

He knows what got him here. Namely, tequila.

Tequila, and that guy at the bar, eyes bright-ocean-blue, hair glowing gold despite the dingier-than-hell club lighting.

The guy’s— Henry’s— hands on Alex’s waist, hard against his backside as they danced.

As they danced, and then as they did other things.

In a sticky bathroom stall. In the back of an Uber to Henry’s place. Up against the front door before it even fully closed.

Alex cracks an eye open as the memories come.

He glances around, clocking the things that aren’t his:

This pillow. These sheets and this bed. That window with the dawning light, drilling straight into his head.

But the man slowly waking beside him, lips so-pretty-pink from last night—

Can he? Be his?

Even after all this time, Alex still hardly believes it.

“Morning, love.” Henry smiles. “How are we feeling?”

“Hungover,” Alex admits. “And like we had a one-night-stand. Weird.”

Henry raises an eyebrow. “You don’t recall your meltdown about the raging-hot man at the bar despite being reminded that I’m your boyfriend?”

“You’re what?” asks Alex, delighted, and Henry, sighing, leans in to silence him with a kiss.

please stop I’m already dead!!!! (X)

Who of the two was the most mean, the most evil, and the ABSOLUTELY WORST to the main couple (Nick and Charlie/Alex and Henry)?

[After In-ho fought Thanos and Nam-gyu]

Jun-hee: Um, excuse me, sir? You didn’t have to do that.

In-ho: Why not? Those two delinquents were beating that poor young man. I couldn’t just stand there. Someone needed to teach them a lesson.

Jun-hee: Actually, that “poor young man” is the father of my baby and he ghosted me for six months after I told him about my pregnancy.

In-ho: …He what?!

Myung-gi (walks up to In-ho): Thank you so much, sir. Those guys wouldn’t stop bothering me-

In-ho: (beats up Myung-gi) ASSHOLE! HOW YOU COULD GHOST YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND LEAVE HER ALONE WITH YOUR BABY?!

Dae-ho: Uh, should we do something?

Jung-bae: Nah. A real man would never abandon their child and wife. Well, girlfriend in this case.

Gi-hun (sad): Ga-yeong…

DoubleParker Week - Day Six: Parenthood

Summary: The three Spider-Man live together as brothers from another mother after their final battle. Nothing unusual happened.

Until Pete received a letter from the mail that will change the relationship between Peter and Parker forever.

Chapter 2 is based on this post

Chapter 3 will be posted tomorrow, since it’s for Day Seven

@32doubleparkerweek

Peter and Parker Stuck in a Treehouse

Parker: Peter?

Peter: What?

Parker: Where’s the door hole?

Peter: It goes right there. See, I drew it with a magic marker.

Parker: You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.

Peter: Dude, I’m gonna.

Parker: Oh, really?

Peter: Yes!

Parker: So, go get the power saw.

Peter: Okay, I will. (Walks directly into the wall) I see the problem.

Parker: OH, DO YA?!