Look At Him Just Having The Funniest Of Times.

okay but what if they got married >> you ever think about that This silly thing took me three days and my back aches but it was worth it.

useless ancient roman law facts

if you call someone to witness and they refused to show up, you are legally entitled to stand outside their house and scream, but only every third day

you can sell your son into slavery once or twice, but after the third time he doesn’t have to put up with that shit anymore

no wailing allowed at funerals

also you can only have ONE funeral per person, don’t get greedy

if your neighbor’s tree has a branch hanging into your yard, you can legally cut down the entire fucking tree

however, if some of your neighbor’s fruit from his dumb tree falls into your yard, he can legally come into your yard to snoop around get it

if you call someone to witness and they’re too sick or old to get to court themselves, you have to provide a cart for them to come in, but it doesn’t have to be, like, a nice cart if you don’t want it to

Devout Artisan

googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly

“Moooom! …can you get my toy for me?” (via qoolove520)

"oh you know him"