But Its Important

AND AND IT HAS 10K+ WORDS AND IS STILL BEING UPDATED?!?

This sounds like you got blessed by the fairy gif mother first but later got cursed by the evil witch and now you have both (a blessing and a curse)

the upside of ADHD is that it makes you a fucking genius

the downside is that you don't get to decide when and for how long you're a genius.

At first I was like … Egyptian???

Then I was like … omg it MEMES

“A collection of common glyphs of the poorly understood Memeorite civilization of the Second Silicon Age. Memeorite glyphs possess multiple conflicting interpretations and a complexity of meaning impossible to capture in a few short words. These are rough translations only.”

Source: https://twitter.com/beach_fox/status/1325668490431246336 (which include more “memeorite glyphs”

i'll do it for sam

Love this professor Potato🥔🤓

Me: hey Australian Freddy fazbear do you think I can take a kangaroo?

Australian Freddy fazbear: naur naur naur naur naur naur naur naur naur naur

me: hey misogynist freddy fazbear what do you think about that girl wearing a crop top and short skirt??

misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore

yesterday for April Fool’s my workplace had a short training article on recognizing computer-generated faces from real ones and one of the tricks mentioned was “count the teeth” and I just wanted to say that it’s both ironic and kind of horrifying how society has unwittingly cycled right back to IF YE MEET A MAN ON THE ROAD, COUNT HIS FINGERS LEST YE DEAL UNKNOWING WITH A FAE