The Cucumbers Hurt My Fingers

And what if my euphoria comes from people saying I’m “unreal” and/or “bro you’re literally an alien” playfully in the midst of my silly moments

Isopod boys? 🥺

we all know about cat boys but we can go further. we can think bigger. bunny boys.

frog boys.

think about it.

deer boys. snail boys.

fucking, clam boys.

shrub boys. the only limit is your own mind

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

If someone makes a Jayvik edit/animatic to Haunted Lust and/or Drink by The Happy Fits I’ll love you forever

Tell me more fact fellow

A group of worms is called a “can.”

I would love to try this :) Unfortunately I’m afraid it will get me

I brought an apple with me into the shower, I took my shower with the lights off, listening to folk music and I ate the apple in the shower

Oh boy. Oh boy thank you

just to make things a little bit nicer around here, I'm adding some enrichment to your enclosure. I hope you like :)

It’s quiet time

I so badly wanna do sword fighting lessons or smthn like that’s so badass.