James: Which Brand Of Underwear Do Scientists Wear? Lily: James, I Don't Want To Be Rude But I'm Giving

James: Which brand of underwear do scientists wear? Lily: James, I don't want to be rude but I'm giving birth- James: Kelvin Klein! *laugh*

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3 years ago

full name: aria

nicknames: aria, bestie, bitch and shit like that

height: 5'3"

nationality: romanian

spoken languages: romanian, english (def not writing in english rn), basic french spanish and filipino (hello, how are you, yes, no, i love you)

gender identity: nonbinary

shoes size: european 37-38

birthday: 14th of may

hair color: dark brown

zodiac: taurus

eyes color: dark brown

age: i don't wanna say sooo...i'm a minor

All Right Lets Try This?

All right lets try this?

Answer the thingys and then tag 3 people :D

Full name: I wont reveal that yet

Nickname: Eph

Height: 5'4

Nationality: Indian

Age: Minor :3

Spoken languages: Telugu (an indian language), English, and Spanish

Gender Identity: Demiboy

Shoe size: Like a 6 in American??

Birthday: 12/27

Hair color: Black

Zodiac sign: Capricorn

Eye Color: Black

Tagging: @justmemyselfandthefridge, @upside-down-person, @crzyprsn42, @captainwaffles, @boxofsteampunkplaces, @captainorthred


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3 years ago

hey sirius, what are you doing today?

i hope you're enjoying your amazing birthday!

i hope everything's going fine

and that you're having an amazing time!

remember when you were a scared little lad

who was deeply afraid of his mom and his dad

and look at you now, living a happy life

without fear, regret and without a wife

and i am conscious i can't say a lot

because there are a lot things you got

to do, and i'm proud i've seen you growing since your first day

into the truly brave lion you are today


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3 years ago

ok i think i needed to say this

i'm not working on this (the hogwarts champion if you can't open the link) bc i lost motivation and i didn't write anything since november i think

i think everyone who read(s) that needed to know


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3 years ago

i'm sorry for what i made here: it's an idea for the text fic i'm gonna start

summary: the marauders and marauderettes are being themselves in 2021

word count: 196

fork man created 8 direction

sirius: you have to be kidding me james

fork man: no

remus: i'm out

remus: who else is here

peter: just us

peter changed their name into poptart

remus: not you as well

marlene: don't think you're the only one who's suffering

sirius: says you

poptart changed sirius' name into daddy

daddy: wtf peter

dorcas: what's wrong with you

marlene: he didnt sleep enough

mary: ofc he didnt he was singing someone to you at 4 am

fork man: jesus

fork man: you need him ✝

remus: you don't

remus changed their name into werewolf of london

lily: i thought you were sane

marlene changed lily's name into ik you smell good

ik you smell good: why

marlene: because it's true

daddy: 👀

daddy changed marlene's name into mommy

dorcas: why am i the only sane one

mommy changed dorcas' name into parental unit

werewolf of london: lmaoo that's what you get for complaining

poptart: (;

ik you smell good changed their name into marlene stop changing my user

marlene stop changing my user: i never thought covid would do this to you

mary: @peter he's the worst rn

poptart: stfu


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3 years ago

regulus: knock knock james: who's there? regulus: when where james: when where who? regulus: at 9, astronomy tower, me and you james: james: please kill me


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3 years ago

Wait so you didn't leave the fandom? Because you still post harry potter stuff right?

Or wrong?

uuuh, i never left the fandom and i doubt i will (at least until a point)

yes i do post hp stuff, and i never said im leaving the community

2 years ago

Daily reminder!

Daily reminder that Jegulus started as a joke...And now the fandom is centered on it.


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2 years ago
I Drew Mary

i drew mary

she looks like shit but an attempt was made


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2 years ago

dorcas and remus ducked as the house next to them, tall and gorgeous, blew up in pieces, chunks flying over their heads. remus was pressing on his stomach, thick, dark red, blood oozing between his fingers, and dorcas had a nasty, black bruise forming on their cheek.

they were hiding behind an old, worn-out apartment block, next to the trash cans, the smell coming out of it was nothing, insignificant, actually, compared to what had happened prior. the building, which had once been a home, was in pieces, and the dark mark, grotesque, the serpent and the skull, was hanging above the ruins.

they were ambushed. they were expecting a simple patrol down in surrey, but what hadn't crossed their mind was over twenty death eaters, and just the two of them. they had no backup, just the two of them, twenty-one years old.

"quick, hide in there, remus!!" dorcas pointed to the broke down factory, on their knees, shouting over the sounds of horrified screams and things collapsing around them with heavy thuds, casting a protecting shield around them. "the factory's two minutes away from here, and you're hurt, remus, it's not safe!" they wheezed, clutching their ribs in pain.

"cas, you're hurt too," he hissed, "come with me, just do it. quit playing the hero again, this is a life and death situation. you're going to die if you stay here."

"can't you see, remus?" dorcas let out an ugly hoarse laugh, spitting blood on the pavement. "i'm bloody dead already, it's only a matter of time until the bastards take me down entirely. and we've caught tom too. go, sirius is waiting for you home."

remus bit his lip. "we're waiting for you too, cas..." he trailed off, hoping that, merlin knows how, they'd convince them to come with him.

"i'll see you on the other side," they said, squeezing his shoulder one last time and, going straight into the battle, that night in surrey was the last time remus had ever seen dorcas.


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