I Think Deathstroke Deserves His Own Movie

This the best shit I’ve ever heard

Rex, beyond pissed after finding out about palpatine’s betrayal and the damage he will cause to the republic and everyone he loves, busting into Palpatine’s office with Anakin’s stolen lightsaber on one hand and a loaded blaster on another: have you heard the tragedy of Darth Sidious the little bitch?

Rex, firing at him while Palpatine scrambles to his feet, too dumbfounded by Rex’s badassery to even form a sentence: it’s not a story the republic will tell you. You see, Sidius was a LITTLE BITCH-

*Palpatine jumps back with a startle as Rex slashes his desk in two with the lightsaber*

Rex: -and he got beat up to SHIT by a clone captain. Ironic. *kicks palpatine in the nuts* he never thought the army of men he created would be his demise.

Rex: *beheads palpatine with the lightsaber and shoots his head three times before it hits the ground*

Have you seen what it’s like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio?

So desperate...

For all you star wars fans

Stupid is timeless.

Hit me with the Bayverse Roadbuster headcannons,, wink wonk

Bayverse Roadbuster:

He tries to act like such a hardass, but really, he’s the biggest dork out there, especially around you

Since he’s not allowed to leave the Kennedy Space Centre, you always end up going to see him there. The other wreckers know to give you some time alone when you do, since you can’t always be there, and he tries to make it as date-like as possible

He probably calls you ‘babe’ or ‘dollface’, just to make you flustered. It backfires when you end up using ridiculously sweet pet names on him

You’re one of the few that he respects enough to let keep him in line. Usually he’ll defy orders if someone tells him what to do, but if you ask him, he’ll most likely do it, especially if you persuade him with a kiss

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

internal bleeding

internal bleeding

pairing: kix / mechanic!reader

word count: 2425

summary: work can be dangerous, even for someone who barely leaves the star cruiser.

a/n: i’m hitting three birds with one stone with this one!! not only is this shitpost prompt #1 AND a separate request i got a few days ago, but the 14th was my bestie @morganas-pendragons​ ‘s birthday!! have a little kix, kayla, as a late bday treat

warnings: getting kinda crushed by a ship, fives being a dumbass

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John: Let’s get back to- (thud)

Mark, beginning to lose it: (wheeze)

tommy: *sneezes*

reader, smiles: bless you

tommy:oh i’m not religious so...

reader:well what do you want me to say, hail satan?!