Me And My Friend @lizardwoman-from-earths-core ‘s Friendship Summed Up In One Picture

Branagh is making another Poirot movie? Why? Why does he have the sentient mustache back? Didn't he shave it in the last movie?

When will this madness end?!?!

(Suchet better make a cameo I swear)

If the new Goosebumps series doesn't adapt An Old Story with all the prunes and baby food, I'm going to riot.

Awesome! I'm totally normal about this news!

Tony Hale wins Emmy for The Mysterious Benedict Society!

I didn't realize how insecure I was about how I tied my shoes.

First of all, I don't know what you're talking about in the slightest.

Second of all, how dare you call me out like this for something that may or may not have happened verbatim.

I can’t run campaigns in one of my sci-fi settings anymore because ONE OF MY PLAYERS won’t stop violating Space Geneva.

Me: You’re surrounded by Grey, what will you do?

Friend: Can I spit in their mouth?

Me: Sorry?

Friend: You know, to spread diseases. I want to spit in their mouth.

Me: That’s literally biological warfare.

Friend: And?

Me: BIOLOGICAL WARFARE IS A WAR CRIME.

Pov: You're Otto Chriek and the Ankh-Morpork Times is writing a puff piece on the Patrician. You need a photo for the occasion, and you've just told Vetinari to pose in any way he feels like.

”what’s your favorite TOS ship?”

obviously it’s the spirk one

“that’s such a basic bitch answer-“

ALRIGHT YOU WANT A REAL ANSWER JOEY??? ALRIGHT

ITS THE MAGIC CATGIRL AND LESBIAN WOMAN FROM THE LAST TWO MINUTES OF S2 EP26 ASSIGNMENT EARTH. ALRIGHT???

I’m weirdly obsessed w them also sorry it’s so small click for better quality i guess 😭

I forgot my password and Tumblr sucks at resetting it, so I just had to make an entire new account.

Very sad.

Edit:

Also, I had privated my like page, so now I can't look up my old blog and like things I want to see again. Damn my own short sightedness. DAMN YOU TUMBLR!

I'll get u for this. -_-

Securing the perimeter for the last time this year <3

I look forward to securing the perimeter again with you all in 2024

So years ago I watched Once Upon a Time and had made it through season 3, so I thought I would catch up.

First of all:

I'm in love. Don't even care.

Second of all, and I'm only on episode 4 as I write this so I might be reading this wrong, but how is Mr. Gold going to swear on his son's grave that he's going to do better and still be doing sketchy shit and being secretive. I mean I get it. You can't change all at once. But he can't pick up the phone and tell someone about whatever his relationship with the Ice Queen is about. He couldn't give Emma a call and tell her about Hook's hand situation, which is playing out before my very eyes?

He didn't just promise Neal he would be better, he said he would be the hero and person Neal died believing he could be. Come on man.