Love, After All, Is A Wonderful Thing.

No pressure, but I was wondering if you're still planning to do my Dadbastian request? Thanks!

Hello! Yes, I promise I’m still working on your Dadbastian request and I’m very sorry that it’s taking me awhile. School has been a bit of a pain lately, but I’ll have your request done as soon as I can 💜

pov the new hire at your detective agency turns out to be the infamous gravity-manipulator and mafia executive who went missing two years ago wwyd

remember this post I made a few days ago about ADA!Chuuya wearing Dazai's coat? yeah well i went ahead and drew the loser and his oversized coat

(i may or may not have added the ring impulsively only bc i was inspired by this lovely fanfic i read last night)

How do you think a conversation about Ciel wanting a puppy would go?

Ciel: Sebastian!

Sebastian: Yes, my lord?

Ciel: I want a puppy.

Sebastian: You have Pluto.

Ciel: He doesn’t count. I want a puppy, not a demon hound.

Sebastian: Isn’t Finny enough?

Ciel: No, he’s a human.

Sebastian: He acts like a puppy.

We all know that Dazai likes to make fun of Chuuya’s height, but picture this. Before Dazai left the Port Mafia, he had a routine of making a comment about Chuuya’s height at least once a week. It’s become tradition at this point. However, once Dazai left the Port Mafia, it’s not like he could just walk up to Chuuya like he used to. So, he had to improvise. He started by just sending letters every now and again to remind Chuuya that wearing a hat does nothing for his height. It got to a point where Chuuya didn’t even open the letters, just threw them in the fire place or shredder.

Once Dazai joined the ADA, he began borrowing people’s phones to text Chuuya since Chuuya blocked him years ago. Chuuya has now unknowingly blocked over half of the ADA members.

“Hey, Atsushi, can I borrow your phone for a second? I need to send a message to someone and it is of the utmost importance they see it right away.”

“Of course, but why not just use your phone?”

“I lost it.”

“It’s right there on the corner of your desk..?”

“We’re losing valuable time here, Atsushi.”

Once Atsushi handed Dazai his phone, Dazai immediately typed in Chuuya’s number and sent a message.

Soooo remember how you said that you were only 15 and still growing?

Dazai, I swear I will change my number.

How much have you grown again? Oh, that’s right

Lay off about my size will you!

“I’m only 15, I’m still growing!” Little did you know the only thing that would be growing was your hair.

Message not Delivered.

Atsushi was horrified to find out Dazai had used his phone to antagonize the gravity manipulator. Dazai was happy to get his weekly laugh. Chuuya was strongly considering unblocking Dazai’s number just to start sending him daily insults.

I hope Verlaine, Kouyou, and Mori are quarantining from the vampirism in Verlaine's depression hovel right now. I hope they're having the worst sleepover imaginable. If Mori uses Verlaine's electric kettle to boil fruit one more time, Verlaine is going to gut him like a fish. Kouyou and Verlaine ran out of slurs to call each other so Kouyou is making prolonged eye contact while systemically picking apart his rattan chair with her tantō. Verlaine has strangled Elise into dissipating four times.

Every time Chuuya calls to check on them, they act SO casual and unaffected. Verlaine is knitting Chuuya a hat from the hair Mori keeps stress shedding.

Born to finish writing the next chapter of my Soukoku fic, forced to write a paper for my class instead

In This Lifetime, We're Sticking Together

Chapter 7

“Well, well, well, look who finally decided to leave the basement. I’m sure you’re ecstatic to see me again, Verlaine.” Dazai says as he enters the boardroom.

“Dazai, good to see you’re still alive. I’m sure you’re devastated.” Verlaine says, not sparing Dazai a glance as he takes a sip of his wine.

“Now, now, you two,” Mori interjects. “Let’s remember why we’re here.”

“Yes, yes,” Dazai sighs with a dismissive wave of his hand. “We’re just exchanging greetings. That’s all.”

Silence falls over the room for a few moments before Dazai speaks again.

“See, now it’s awkward. And for your information, I’m not devastated, I’m annoyed.”

“I’d be happy to fix that for you.” Verlaine says in a calm tone.

“I’m sure you would; however, you’d have to take that up with Chuuya.”

“I’m sure we could come to an agreement.”

Butler #1: I have never been prouder of my young master. Lord William nearly got a perfect score on his history exam.

Butler #2: That’s good, but nearly perfect wouldn’t belong in the Green Manor. My young master always makes perfect scores on his exams and he has been able to tell which tea I bring him without any hints. He is a true genius.

Sebastian: Aw, that’s adorable. It’s taken Lord Green 2 years to determine which tea is brought to him without being told? How cute. Lord Phantomhive could tell me the name of his morning tea within the first few days of serving him. Not to mention how he has never failed in his duties as the Queen’s Guard Dog. So much blood and gore, yet that has never affected his studies or his Funtom company. My little lord is clearly superior.

✨Bonus✨

Butler #1: What about you, Claude? What has your young master accomplished?

Claude: Alois has done nothing but give me a headache. He also removed one of Hannah’s eyes, but I don’t really care about that.

Sebastian after Ciel does something stupid : FINE. Take my pulse.

Ciel : Not this again... -TAKE IT- Okay *takes his pulse*

Sebastian : What do you feel ??

Ciel : Nothing...?

Sebastian : Nothing because ?

Ciel : Because I gave you a heart attack with my foolishness...

Sebastian : BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS. EXACTLY. YOU KILLED ME. Congratulations.

Sebastian : Anyway. *restarts his heart*

The bullet didn't go through his skull, Dazai is not dead

Dazai has plot armor, he is not dead

Chuuya will get out of the vampirism somehow, he won't die

They aren't gonna kill each other

Skk are gonna get out of mersault together and then talk things out and kiss!!

I am not delusional!