Naruto Characters As The Golden Girls Quotes:

Hiwatari Kai + Smiles (G Revolution)

I would make fun of her but my ex'es are far worse than Sasuke. And they never asked me "Who did this to you?" and proceeded to break that person's arm.

Can't blame her though, he's 6ft.

Winter makes me feel a certain kind of way. The season has seen me at my worst. The worst point of my "bieber-fever", worst phase of my tween years' longing for requited love and worst nights of my school days when I wanted nothing more than to escape the walls of my house past my strict parents and be with my friends. It always seemed as if everything got worse in winter. My loneliness, my desperation, my health (both physical and mental) and my hopeless daydreaming (sometimes it's nightdreaming). That has always made me sad because the cold mist of winter also makes me happy. It's sad to me because every year, I don't get to enjoy such a beautiful season as I get pulled or pushed down to the lowest point of my year again and again.

But winter also bring me hope. A hope that things will get better 'maybe this time'. Even if it doesn't, another thing will remain constant. I will continue to look out of my window at cold nights and gaze at the dreamy lights shining in the mist, again. I will continue to let it fill me with the feeling of nostalgia for the things that never happened, to fill me with anemoia, again. I will continue to hope for the best. Again.

Today I'd like to thank God for giving me 60 diamonds on "My Story".

14y/o me would be on cloud nine rn.

In love with the fact that almost all fanfiction writers unanimously decided if Itachi Uchiha were to kidnap someone, he will feed them three square meals a day.

Mostly takeouts but he might cook for his captive as he begins to develop romantic feelings.

Nooooooooooooo. God, please no. There's so many fanfics that I didn't read 😭😭😭😭😭

Is fanfiction.net down?

SCREAMPT

I have a purple umbrella with floral patterns.

umbrellas I see around town, rated

Bottom Tier: Plain Black Umbrellas.

wow nice it's a depressing day already let's make it more depressing

Broken Umbrellas

YOU HAD ONE JOB, UMBRELLA. and if it's a broken black umbrella you might as well just let yourself get wet without a sad, broken clump of gloom in the way

Mediocre Tier: Promotional Umbrellas

listen the least capitalism can do for us is help us stay dry. you got that umbrella for free and I admire that

Basic Colours and Patterns

see that lady with the red umbrella? of course you do because she's not one of those losers with black umbrellas. that guy on the right has put his black umbrella down, defeated, that he cannot even be as cool as her, which is an extremely low bar

High Tier: Golf Umbrellas

now we're talking dual purpose: keeps you dry, and improvised weapon. you could seriously put somebody's eye out

Clear Umbrellas

at last I can see the top of your head. top of your head, my beloved.

Those Umbrellas That Got the Pattern on the Inside

you acknowledge that rainy days are gloomy, but you need to prioritize putting brightening colours and designs towards yourself. that's okay queen that's self-care

Top Tier Funky Umbrellas That Match Your Boots, Also You Should Deliberately Walk Through Every Puddle

I love you, I love rain, I love everything

Canon

Imagine Wyatt setting Kai up an Instagram account so he can tag him in pictures and Kai unknowingly becomes an influencer against his will while Oliver sits in the background gradually losing his mind because he’s been actively trying to become an influencer for months and Kai doesn’t even know his own password

Y/n : *Minding her own business.*

Hidan: Bitch

Y/n:....

Hidan: You're my soul mate.