*whispers* Imagine Steve Waking Up The Morning After That Knife Fight With A Hand-shaped Bruise Around

Nat and Liho

Thor, post-coronation: heimdall you have committed treason quite frequently

Heimdall: yes, my king

Thor: can I trust you to commit treason against me should it become necessary?

Heimdall: of course, my king

Thor: you’re already planning treason, aren’t you

Heimdall: it’s how our government stays functioning

Thor: good, good. Well, don’t let me stop you, just make sure to surprise me when it happens

gay man on lesbian women violence is allowed when Billy does it because that was SO fucking funny. you know the billie eilish song was playing in his head. that was SO edgelord teenager of him. I'm still cackling

I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie

Advent Drawble day 2! Happy Hanukkah!

Fight so dirty, but you love so sweet

The Howling Commandos cast talking about their characters.

no more "steve rogers doesn't know modern technology." embrace "steve rogers has no fucking clue what's a realistic timeline for technological advancement is." this guy used a telegraph one day and a hologram the next. his first introduction to the present was tony stark. he's never lived in a world with an ethernet cable. he doesn't know what the fuck an ipod nano is. if you showed him something supposed to be a groundbreaking impressive invention he'd just be like "oh neat. regular future stuff. okay." steve rogers with the tech awareness of a gen alpha kid. if you showed him a cd rack he'd have to think about it.

imagine coming out of an ice-induced, 70 year coma then being hired by the us government to fight aliens and one of your coworkers was the most insufferable, entitled billionaire who constantly made jokes about your past without knowing anything about you and you weren’t allowed to knock him out bc it’d be an HR nightmare.. yea i’d start jumping out of planes without a parachute too