Is His Name Jack Or John.

Writing isn't the hobby. Being insane about little fake people is the hobby. Writing is just the only outlet i have for that

God I love Mina so much. She's my girl, my queen, my badass detective. I can see why Jonathan is absolutely smitten with her bc I would be feral about Mina if I was him.

in catsle dracula. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. a shovel in draculas face

Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion

Our favorite solicitor is once again eating paprika hendl and thinking about his fiancé

Jonathan on the 12th: This thing isn't human, I just watched him scale the bloody walls like a fucking lizard, what sort of beast am I forced to be in contact with????

Jonathan on the 15th: Saw the old bastard scaling the fucking wall again and honestly fuck this shit I am so over it hope he falls actually.

in dracula there is a cowboy and the female lead lives. in nosferatu there is no cowboy and the female lead dies. ergo, the existence of a cowboy is highly important for the survival of the female lead in a gothic vampire story.

I love reading classic books because I get part way through one and I suddenly realise that despite its prevalence in pop culture, I don't actually know what it's about, or how it ends.

and that is great. because then I get to read the rest of it and then, finally, I sit there and I go "oh, fuck, THAT'S why it's a classic!"

safe travels! my friend Jonathan is going on a business trip (again?)

in the end all you have is yourself, your comfort fictional characters and archive of our own