Hate Hate Hate The Simple Fact That I Have To Bother Other People About My Problems If I Want Support

in catsle dracula. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. a shovel in draculas face

jonmina.

the harkers

"i ought to be thy adam, but i am rather the fallen angel"

I get it we all love a gay relationship and Mina and Lucy would be the cutest couple but let's not erase the very real love Mina and Jonathan share, theirs is not a lavender marriage

"Jonathan and Mina Harker ran, sprinted, fucking BODIED that marathon, so that Edward and Bella could flounder in the shallow end"

-My wife, 2025

Honestly I think Johnathan would benefit from some deep breathing exercises. Maybe even some stretching or yoga. Throw some meditation in there and he will be fine

I am loving the building excitement in the Dracula Daily fandom...We’re not even halfway through April but people are posting memes and giggling...Jonathan's trip to the Carpathians is almost upon us! It's like Advent for Harker fans.

(Was making a Moon Knight meme and accidentally reset the base image into something infinitely funnier.)

Love how often in Dracula everyone is like "oh no, Mina we can't subject your woman's heart to this horror, it may give out from the fright" while shes literally the smartest most equipped person in the book, meanwhile they keep giving Jonathan important, terrifying tasks despite him having trauma induced seizures everytime he sees someone with a beard

dracula lying on the couch flipping through tourist guides to england is so funny. every dracula adaptation should include that scene