REBLOG IF YOU'RE A HUMAN AND YOU USE EM DASH

Oh my god you throw ONE mirror ONE TIME and tumblr is never gonna let you forget about it

My girl Mina is back

safe travels! my friend Jonathan is going on a business trip (again?)

Omfg it's almost dracula season, can't wait for my good friend Jonathan's emails to arrive

"i ought to be thy adam, but i am rather the fallen angel"

The way my mental health currently hinges on what the people inside my phone think about a book that was written over a 100 years ago

“i’m gay” “i’m straight” okay??????? i’ll??????? live???????????? inside you???????????? forever?????????? with satan himself???????????? on my side????????????? and i know?????????????? that now and forever?????????????? they’ll never be able???????? to separate????????????? jekyll????????????? from hyde?????????????????

jonmina.

Hey uh @re-dracula what the FUCK was up with the pro-Trump commercial I just heard at the beginning of an episode??! Do you all pick your commercials or are they out of your control?

“Under President Biden costs skyrocketed” um actually shut the fuck ALL the way up right now. Trump is literally adding extra taxes to every item just for fun.

Herr Englishman turn back you are full of das deathflagsten