Me Anytime I Get A Notification From Substack That Isn’t Dracula Daily: This Isn’t My Dear Friend

Dracula is cleaning his castle.

Jonathan is packing for his business trip.

The Dracula Daily tag is getting busy.

Nature is healing.

Once more have I seen the Count go out in his lizard fashion

"Jonathan and Mina Harker ran, sprinted, fucking BODIED that marathon, so that Edward and Bella could flounder in the shallow end"

-My wife, 2025

I’m sat drunk in the beer garden of a rock bar and some chick is happily explaining that “So Jonathan Harker goes to this castle in Transylvania and he doesn’t know he’s in Dracula, right” to a guy who seems totally enthralled and I wish them nothing but the best

The townsfolk seem terrified of the count... and to the point where they're trying to delay Jonathan, too. Surely the count can't be all that dangerous, right? Jonathan did get a new necklace, though, which is cool.

writing really is just googling synonyms. that's it. just a constant carousel of "I used this word two paragraphs ago, what is another word for this word"

coming out of my cage and i been doing just bad. going back in my cage because i like my cage

safe travels! my friend Jonathan is going on a business trip (again?)

Someone PLEASE warn Jonathan Harker before he departs on the worst interrailing trip of all time in approximately eight days

Forced to say ‘Media is subjective and all interpretations are valid. Creative license is cool :)’ Born to say ‘Anyone who makes adaptations where Jonathan is a bad person so that Mina can fall in love with Dracula should be shot point blank’