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More Batfam Headcanon’s/What-if’s Scenrios #2 (A series)

1. Jason get’s in an argument with Dick or Damian or something and when one of them curses with incorrect grammar or they use the wrong tense or something the other surprises them by pulling out an actual book on how to curse properly. (Yes, this exists).

2. Or alternate version their arguing and Tim is sitting at a desk in the corner, hidden by stacks of books and coffee cups. He’s trying to sleep there (for some reason) and eventually get’s so fed up with them he says all matter-of-fact like “well actually, this is how your supposed to curse.” 

3. When he says this to them he is looking down upon them because he is the all-powerful coffee king and they are but insignificant mortals who dared disturb him from his coffee-coma.

4. He was in that coffee coma in the first place to learn the secrets of caffeine and their power.

5. Damian uses a nightlight. No specific reason, he just likes them.

6. Tim on the other hand uses one because he knows Damian and sometimes Jason will stumble into his room at some ungodly hour of the night and join him in cuddles. 

7. This is usually because they both either have nightmares or just want to be with Tim.

8. Alfred totally bought Tim a piece of shrubbery shaped like a strawberry for his birthday. He loves them almost as much as coffee and of course Alfred knows this.

9. Sadly, that masterpiece was cut down in a terrible battle (actually it was Damian training solo in the morning with Jason, they roughhoused and that was the result.)

10. Cass made them apologize to Tim later and eventually he forgave them, but now they have to buy him coffee and strawberry scones every morning for a month.

11. Bruce definitely finds a way to injure himself in some obscure place no one can reach against some powerful enemy idk it was all for Damian’s birthday but he finds a way against all odds and delivers the gift. It was completely worth it because he got to watch Damian smile for the first time in a long time.

12. Afterwards all the robins were so pissed at him for going alone they totally punished him by making him watch one of the older my little pony movies.

13. He secretly enjoys them, their calming, and he gets to cuddle with his sons.

14. Afred will purposely put random cleaning items in inconvenient spots all over the house to teach the robins how to clean up after themselves.

15. Damian gets bullied at school for being Arabic and having the accent, and even though he tries not to let his brothers find out, they do eventually and totally all show up to escort Damian to school via Alfred driving the limo all in their robin uniforms, complete with batman too.

16. Jason makes it seem like he’s tough and macho and can fight his own battles, but deep down just really wants someone to force him to take a break so he can rest.

17. Jason got a stuffed bear from Cass and he made a show of refusing it and hating it, but later brought it to his room and put it on a shelf reserved for his most precious possessions. 

18. He named the bear Cassie after her.

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⚠️ END ROAD WORK ⚠️

Roger is legit cute

Little women ramble

So I was just looking at and consuming a bit of little women media and something hit me. And this is just my own feelings you don't have to agree with me. But I think Amy's will almost always be able to understand Jo's better than Jo's will be able to understand Amy's. Btw I am not claiming one is better than the other. My thing is Amy's look at Jo's a lot, they observe and try to understand them. That is kind of how they show their love for them. Amy's love Jo's so much. That is why Amy's fall in love with Laurie. In this one clip I saw someone was saying something about how jo and Laurie's are each other's halves and because of Amy's love for Jo and Laurie basically being so similar to Jo that's why Amy loved him. And to a good extent I think that is true. So it's this all encompassing love that Amy's have for Jo's that make it so they understand Jo better than Jo can understand Amy.

Please

reblog or the gods of glo up will not bless you

6/20/2022

There is no such thing as "dry cereal" cereal more often than not comes originally dry. So "dry cereal" is actually just cereal. If you choose to add milk(or most other liquids) then it become 'wet cereal'. There is only cereal and wet cereal(as far as I know)

Mood

Motto

Did it twice but low-key vibin with both😁✌

I love this

Jason’s Super Secret Safehouse That Isn’t That Secret becoming a safe spot for the bats

•you need to get away from the manor for a bit because Bruce is pissing you off? Yeah, you can stay with Jason, just pick up after yourself

•want to patch the worst of your wounds so Alfred doesn’t worry as much? Jason will help you out

•Damian coming over to get help with his English homework, because he doesn’t get the lit analysis thing as well as Jason does

•Tim forgets to buy food sometimes, so he stops by Jason’s for a quick meal

•need to rant? Jason will listen to you

•need a costume sewn up real quick? It won’t be pretty, but Jason has a sewing kit stashed away for that

•Cass stopping by because sometimes she just needs company and a quiet place, and Jason is more than happy to sit in silence with her

•can’t sleep? Jason is usually up too, and he’s ready to talk to you or fix you a cup of tea

•Dick and Babs stopping by after particularly hard cases and patrols and just sitting with Jason to remind themselves that he’s still here

•wanna watch some shitty reality television? Jason’s got you covered

•wanna munch on some pizza rolls, even though Alfred doesn’t let them in the house? Jason has some, but he will judge you

•Duke stopping by to just talk with Jason, because as much as he loves his new family, he misses the simplicities of life he had before, and Jason is the only one who really gets that

•want to cuddle with a really fluffy dog? Jason has one

•Steph stopping by to take some of the snickerdoodle cookies Jason always seems to have

•Bruce usually stays away unless explicitly invited, but one time he literally crashed through the window and Jason patched him up and let him sleep it off on the couch before kicking him out

•and sometimes, on those really hard nights where everyone is on edge and needs to just be together, Jason will let them all crash in his living room and read aloud from whatever book he’s currently reading until everyone falls asleep

It works too! tried it myself