MatPat Eating Spaghetti At HeavyMedic Wedding

Shoutout to kremy lecroux to being the most character ever. Like genuinely just a fucking genius creation. He loves unicorns. He can’t help but just use all the people around him for his gain. He says whattadoo. He lies and manipulates so much that getting cursed to not lie for a few hours gives him a panic attack. He’s a fucking alligator. He somehow manages to be in the messiest situationship with his bodyguard slash best friend slash goon slash maybe the only person he really trusts in the world while also being Literally Married to him but STILL failing to communicate his feelings to. He’s a fucking alligator. He looks like this

If Pyro was a teen in 2020, they would totally name themself Arson

I was playing badwater basin and I pocketed the best heavy I've ever pocketed. He was such a good player, he protected me so well. I didn't die once. I made sure I didn't let him die either, and He didn't.

He killed everyone really fast, I didn't even uber him that much, like once or twice.

When I got hit in any way, even about to die, he was there. He gave me sandwiches when everything was at peace. Everything was so, so beautiful. Thanks to him we won in less than 3 minutes. I felt so protected😭😭

I literally was going to type this before but, before I could, everyone kicked him for no reason. I felt so bad😭 I feel like I fell in love with Heavy and he got taken away from me so, so suddenly...

I miss you my dear Heavy... You're the best Heavy player I've ever seen... Such a shame I was playin with the name "I fuck the heavys I heal" when healing him😭

HOLY FUCK YA'LL

This Sucks Big Penis.

HOLY SHIT GUYS IT'S CONFIRMED THAT THE 7TH ISSUE OF THE TF2 COMIC IS BEING WORKED ON AND THEY SHOWED THE FIRST PAGE

WE ARE SO BACK

friendly reminder for the new twitter refugees:

change your icon/pfp and put something coherent in your blog description or you're going to get blocked bcs people think you're a bot

this site is built around reblogs, so please actually reblog posts(especially art and fics!!)

you can set your likes and follows to private

checkmarks here are a meme and mean nothing

follower counts are private and we like it that way, so get used to not judging people by that metric

drama and discourse is boring, use your blacklist and block button liberally

DON'T CENSOR YOURSELF!! we can swear and say kill and make fun of corporations all we want, and if you tiktok-ify your tags people who have things blacklisted for whatever reason will still see them, and people who want to see that content won't be able to find it!! spell words out normally, you won't get in trouble!!

tumblr live is sketchy as hell and full of fake accounts, if you decide to use it anyway may god have mercy on your soul o7

be nice to the reddit refugees, they're our friends <3

Tumblr is known and also spoken of by its user base for its high proportion of lgbt+ users, but I'm curious as to if the lgbt+ user base is actually as large as though or if its just confirmation bias, so...

For fun if you want put how you identify in the tags and the part of tumblr you'd say you're here for

Tumblr u like heavymedic. U like heavymedic tumblr. Tumblr.

Somebody pls redraw this as emesis blue medic