redownloaded twitch and logged in to my account from 4 years ago to see that a super small streamer I used to watch now has 50k followers (yippee!), but also hasn't streamed since 2023...ow
chunk....like....chunks of the shark's flesh raining down from the sky????????
In all seriousness though, I'm wonderful company. The best company ever. People writhe and squirm and crawl and claw and beg at my feet to get just a moment with me. (/Joking!!!)
A good chunk of my watch through was spent with me or my sister quietly singing 'Jaws' (Lemon Demon) at key moments in the movie and honestly, 10/10 experience, would do again
I deleted Instagram so now I'm back to tumblr doom scrolling.
I will very slowly delete all the apps I have on my phone that I waste hours on until there's nothing left, subsequently leading to me scrolling across my phone's homepage for hours on end.
I think a girl is trying to sapphic rizz me because she just asked me if she's the sun or the moon
The Great Gatsby is hilarious because the general impression I get from it is "also he's gay but don't you f***** mention anything about it or else I'll break your legs"
HAHAHA I LOVE THIS
My sister and I teamed up in an unlikely alliance to create this monstrosity.
we don't know how to decorate cakes
Coca Cola rejected my business offer ☹️
They said they can't