@friedmagazinebouquet

why, when I lay on my left side, does the left half of my face go numb?

Hi so I just noticed your new blog title, it's incredible and I'm only a little bit worried about you

it's me, in the flesh! (I brought my flesh with me!)

why is there nothing left

My sister and I teamed up in an unlikely alliance to create this monstrosity.

we don't know how to decorate cakes

IM SCREAMING

the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me

what does this mean bro why is tumblr doing this

Matt "bisexual hipster" Hooper

Martin "token straight" Brody

(N/A) "20 dollars is 20 dollars" Quint

oh I got clocked....

@friedmagazinebouquet

TAG GAME!!!!

Take this quiz and see what’s ur red flag

Y is this so true tho😭😭

@emdabitchass @totally-not-castor @gay-starboy-emo @karmaajr @im-on-crack-send-help

@demigod-jack-hearth @goddess-of-bubblegum @the-french-fry @alexadaughterofposieden @/anyone else

I would be such a good singer if I could sing

My toxic trait is that I believe I'm able to create a statue of the Penrose Triangle that genuinely touches on all three sides (no tricks)

That, and the fact that I'm horribly insecure