Undyne: So, are you dating Papyrus, or Sans?
Y/n: Um, I would have to say-
Papyrus: *runs in* Y/N, HELP! SANS WON'T STOP THE PUNS!
Y/N: I'm coming, go on ahead.
Papyrus: OKAY.*Runs out*
Y/N: Paps, Definitely Paps. Too many puns* Grabs Baseball bat* Bye Undyne!
Undyne: *sighing and shaking her head* Sans, you're in trouble now.
I’m reblogging, only because of the 100% accuracy. HOW IS THIS SO TRUE?!?!?!
Can I request a Underswap Papyrus x goofy! Reader
Stretch would love it
He has someone who would try their absolute hardest to keep up with him when it comes to puns (As hopeless as THAT is)
Plus, Blue would go crazy from all of the puns
Pranks would be a lot of fun as well
With Stretch’s magic, you could quite likely be able to get away with them
Your neighbors would likely blame each other, with the lack of proof on you (courtesy of your boyfriend)
All around, he would have someone who can understand his ways, and accepts him for it
Just as he does you
I did not know this. Our minds are MESSED UP!
rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
It is not a lie, or a method of getting attention. It happens, and attention should be brought to it.
Of fucking course
What sick bastard doesn’t
A Griffin is a mythical monster that is a mix of Feline and Avian form. There are two sub-groups, feral and domestic. The feral sub-group has two tiers, Winged and Wingless. They are Quadrupeds, often with their front legs being avian, and their rear legs Feline, as well as a feather tipped feline tail. They have beaks and their respective feline eyes. Domestic Griffins are more commonly known as Griffs. In terms of all around power, they are stronger than Hellhounds, but weaker than Dragons.
Feral
They are proud, solitary hunters, but very protective of their territory and Kits.
Winged
Winged Griffins are stronger than their wingless relatives. They are more commonly male than female, about 3 out of 5 being male.
Lion-Eagle
The Lion-Eagle Griffin is the most well recognized type of griffin, characterized by golden fur and feathers, except on the head, where the feathers are white, like a Bald Eagle. It's talons are very strong, and It can carry up to half a ton. They live on cliffs, such as the grand canyon, and other such places. They swoop down and pull their prey in the air, before dropping them over flat rocks.
Tiger-osprey
The Tiger-Osprey Griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by red-orange or white, black striped fur, and silver-grey feathers. It's talons and claws are very sharp, and it is an adept swimmer. They live in jungles, and quite often use waterfalls to fly, with the canopy covering about all other sky. They tend to attack from the riverfront.
Snow Leopard-Gyrfalcon
A Snow Leopard-Gyrfalcon Griffin is a rare type of griffin, characterized by white, dark rosette covered fur, and dappled white and grey feathers. They are masters of stealth, and can come within ten feet of their prey before being noticed. They live in snowy mountains, and their coat helps them blend in to their patchy surroundings.
Wingless
Wingless Griffins are faster and are better climbers than their winged relatives. They are more often female than male, 2 out of 3 being female.
Peregrine-Cheetah
A Peregrine-Cheetah griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by Silver and Pale Gold fur and feathers, and dark spots covering their back and tail, turning to rings on the tip. They are the fastest type of griffin. They are incredible runners, and can top 100 mph in short bursts. They live in Savannahs, where they can run without restriction.
Serval-Kite
A Serval-Kite griffin is an uncommon type of griffin, characterized by a Beige or Golden Brown fur coat with Darker Brown spots, and Brown and Black striped feathers. They are very agile, capable of catching fast prey, and are great at escaping traps and bigger predators. They live in Meadows, Forests, and Grasslands, where their agility is quite helpful.
Ocelot-Owl
The Ocelot-Owl is a rare type of griffin, characterized by a dark brown fur on their back with a light beige stomach, and an irregular stripe and spot pattern, with mottled brown feathers. They are Nocturnal, and very stealthy hunters. They live mostly in forests, where they can silently swoop down on their prey from the trees.
A book crystallized in the ocean
friendly reminder that there are no minimum requirements you have to meet before you can write and post fanfic
you don’t need to be perfect in the language
you don’t need to have spectacular grammar and spelling and punctuation
you don’t need to have an intricate plot with subplots and red herrings
you don’t need to write a minimum number of words
you don’t need to be a “name” in the fandom
you don’t need to be caught up with every piece of canon content out there
you don’t need to be a superfan or know everything about every character
all you need is an idea and a willingness to write it down. the rest will come in time ❤
This is absolutely amazing.
I have fallen to a hole of Overwatch, Undertale, The MCU, and MHA, so i have decided to do random incorrect quotes. Generated by incorrect quotes generator, none of them are my idea, or original work.
She/Her, Mostly garbage, 💮16💮Panromantic Asexual, just an idiot having fun, loving my darling Bluebird with all of my heart, and acknowledge the art other than the skeles as her talent
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